Alex. 21. Girls. Moustaches. Vodka.Glasses. Harry Potter. Batman. Disney.

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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I just want someone real nasty and real loyal.

Posted 1 day ago With 46,378 notes

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

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tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

Posted 1 day ago With 55,072 notes

“I want you to feel something when you hear my name”

poisuun (via poisuun)

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“My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine.”

(via firemxtt)

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timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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