Alex. 21. Girls. Moustaches. Vodka.Glasses. Harry Potter. Batman. Disney.

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

Posted 23 hours ago With 194,854 notes

“You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”

A.A. MilneWinnie-the-Pooh (via feellng)

Posted 23 hours ago With 1,106 notes

  • Adam: Why then?
  • Hannah: For the story.. I don't know, just to be an asshole..

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